Sometimes I feel like I’ve had too much of a news that I lose the context of it (in addition to losing my mind). The days for Lok Sabha elections are coming close and all the political parties, sub-parties, floated parties, submerged parties, etc are in the fray!! It is going to be only few years from now and the number of political parties contesting the election will soon out-number the total number of constituencies in India… And my only hope is the Congress party (UPA) should win the election so that for the next five years, Danny Boyle can direct as many Slumdog Billionaire, Beggarman Millionaire, Ragbitch Trillionaire movies (the more derogatory the words used to describe Indians, the better the chances, of the movie winning an Oscar). But watch out, if UPA government is going to win the 2009 Lok Sabha elections this time, Danny Boyle need not go all the way to Garib Nagar in Mumbai to capture poverty; he can choose any state, any city in India after five years (because the UPA government would have turned the entire of India into a slum by that time).
Jokes apart, I’m just amazed, time and again, when I think of the fact that how everything, that is foreign, is finding a likeness among Indian people. From electronics to economics, movies to freebies, everything gets foreign. But I’m yet to believe my eyes as to how Indians want even the Indian Government to be run by a foreign Madame (Edvige Antonia Albina Maino, aka Sonia Gandhi)!! It is well known that Sonia Gandhi and Rahul Gandhi still have their Italian Citizenship valid and just imagine the plight of India where people with Italian citizenship are going to rule India. It is not surprising that both Sonia (real “Indian” name: Sonya) and Rahul Gandhi are maintaining silence over their allegiance to the Italian constitution. No wonder Ottavio Quattrocchi, the Italian businessman (known to Rajiv Gandhi through Sonia Gandhi and wanted in India for grave criminal charges in Bofors Scandal, that shook the Indian Army by its roots), was acquitted without trial. The UPA government is also thinking of outsourcing the Indian Army to Ottavio’s “Snamprogetti” firm (and the INSAS, AK-47’s and MG’s army guns to be replaced by “Wild West” type Italian spaghetti cowboy “guns”, trademark of Clint Eastwood…).
Mother India has witnessed this silently and a lot more!!! India’s situation now is like that from the frying pan to the fire; India got independence from British rule only to be enslaved under Italian rule! You might recall that the Fiji Labor Party candidate Mahendra Paul Chaudry was deposed and stripped off his legal and hard won Prime Ministership in Fiji during the coup, just because he is an Indian and not an ethnic Fijian. Just compare the situation with that in India currently, an Italian Madame calling the shots and the highly educated, able, prudent and highly experienced Manmohan Singhji bending his head for Madame Antonia to step on his head to sit in Indian throne (India’s Peacock Throne might go under the hammer in the near future and chances are that the UPA government would acquire it; for Madame Sonia Gandhi and Rahul Gandhi later…)!!! The “hand” that can make it all possible… Come this IT recession and everyone is talking about U.S. President Barrack Obama likely to pull the plug on outsourcing. But outsourcing is still at large in India: The oldest Indian Government (Congress) and Indian Prime Ministership are being outsourced to Italy!! Now who says outsourcing is on the fall?
Ok now if I’m going to talk more about Sonia Gandhi’s nationality, I’ll die in an auto rickshaw crash accident (remember Sanjay Gandhi, who opposed Sonia Gandhi’s foreign origin, got killed when his flight crashed? And G.M.C. Balayogi, the Lok Sabha Speaker from Telugu Desam Party who proposed to check Sonia Gandhi’s false educational qualification reports, got killed when his helicopter crashed).
More than the fact that Indian Prime Ministership is being outsourced has traumatized me, the fact that Varun Gandhi has become pro-Taliban, is even more hurting. Notwithstanding the fact that Varun Gandhi’s hate speech is doing rounds 24x7 in all news channels, I happened to go through the script and lyrics of Varun’s hate speech:
“This is not the (Congress’s election symbol) ‘hand’, this is the hand of the ‘lotus’ (the BJP’s symbol). It will cut the throat of (derogatory reference to Muslims) after the elections… Varun Gandhi will cut… Cut that hand, cut it… cut it… Go to your villages and give the call that all Hindus must unite to save this area from becoming Pakistan…”
The moment I read it, at first thought, I pondered how he managed to steal the script, which the Taliban leaders in Pakistan would regularly read out to a group of uneducated, poor, mislead and brainwashed Muslim youths to charge them up for the next 26/11? The words “cut”, “jihad”, “partition” (the concept first propounded by Mohammad Ali Jinnah resulting in the formation of Pakistan), etc in Varun’s speech sounded very familiar to the passage being read out by the Taliban leaders. And why would he want Muslims to go to Pakistan? The actual credit goes to all those Muslim IT entrepreneurs and businessmen in India as nearly 40% of Indian youth are employed today because of them (I’m talking about the pre-recession period)! I’m expecting someone levies a “script-copyright” infringement case on Varun for using the Taliban leaders’ scripts without their written permission (ok, now that’s the only case yet to be forced on Varun). The UPA government would have, by now felt how it made a blunder by opposing the POTA act; it could have come handy in arresting Varun now… Um hum… too late, the UP government would have to do with the NSA for time being.
“Is it not true… that if (a woman) is asked her name and she says Bimla Devi, she is told we’ll see, we’ll think (about giving Government aid), give us Rs 5,000 first… But if her name is Saira Bano or whatever begum Hukum Begum… I don't even know… These people have such scary-sounding names… Karimullah, Mazharullah… If you ever encountered them at night, you’d be scared…”
Now, again, the above statement shows Varun’s inexperience. Take the 26/11 Mumbai attack for example. Did the terrorists, belonging to the Lashkar-e-Taiba and the Jamaat-Ud-Dawa (the Pakistani charitable organization, rivaling the Red Cross), carry out a covert nigh-time operation? Look at the way they attacked: They first reached the Mumbai coast from Pakistan in a motor boat (like how James Bond arrives on the coast of North Korea by water surfing in “Die another day”), split up into two groups, attacked an Orthodox Jewish center, the Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus, Leopold Café and the Taj and Oberoi Trident hotels, all during broad daylight. And we all would have seen the photo of Ajmal Amir Kasab when he takes his AK-47 out from his back and walks like a typical gunslinger in western spaghetti movies. And we won’t possibly encounter them during night time- they are all very bold, determined and well aware of the ability of the Indian government (government run by the Congress under the “able” leadership of Mademoiselle Antonia Maino), so they would plan and carry out their attack as per schedule, sometimes even with prior notification. So as long as the UPA government is in place, the Taliban terrorists would neither have to practice too hard nor work on too intelligent a strategy to carry out future terror strikes. They only need to be wiser than the UPA government’s anti-terrorism policies – no POTA, no control/ban on illegal infiltration/immigration from Bangladesh and Pakistan and even if Bangladeshi citizen were caught infiltrating, they will be given complete freedom to settle down wherever they want in India (except in No.10, Janpath and in No.7, Race Course). That’s it, the above policies would make the Taliban terrorists’ day!! How liberal the Congress party’s foreign policies are… Infiltration, anytime from Pakistan, Bangladesh and Italy are permitted… (Oops… now I’m talking too much…).
“I have a sister… there was a pamphlet with pictures of all the candidates… so this child told me, ‘I didn't know that Osama bin Laden is contesting from your area’. I told her, ‘America couldn’t get Osama, but Varun Gandhi is going to get a lot of people after the elections’.”
Varun is still very much wet behind the ears! So Varun thought the child mistook a Samajwadi Party candidate’s photo to Osama Bin Laden? Oh come on now, today’s children are too intelligent to mistake a bearded guy to Osama… The child would have got it right; the bearded man (Samajwadi Party candidate) could indeed be Osama himself. Didn’t we hear everyday news that Osama is hiding somewhere in the Hindukush or Himalayan mountain ranges? He would have come down skiing to Uttar Pradesh and there is this Samajwadi Party trying to pull all celebrities into their fold to contest the elections. First it was Amitabh Bachchan, the most popular/influential person in Bollywood, then Sanjay Dutt joined the fray (maybe his “Bandhookgiri”, oops… sorry, Gandhigiri will pull crowd) and now its time for Osama Bin Laden to contest the election under a Samajwadi Party ticket (still can’t understand the logic? When Osama Bin Laden is contesting from a constituency in U.P, will the other political parties dare put up their candidates opposite to Osama? No way! Politicians still value their life more than a Lok Sabha seat and they wouldn’t want a Boeing or a Jet airliner come down crashing on their political offices). Nice trick this one, by Samajwadi Party, kudos…
“If someone slaps you, what do you do? (They say) turn the other cheek… I haven’t heard a stupider thing. If someone slaps you, you should cut off (expletive) his hand, so he can never slap anyone later. If some wrong elements lift a hand against Hindus, or think Hindus are weak, there is nobody behind them, then I swear on the Bhagavad Gita that I will cut off that hand”
Hmmm… repetition… Varun’s speech was doctored, alright. But the person who made the digital modification of Varun’s speech has added a “bonus” track (the above speech) to the CD… Rest assured, Platinum sale for sure…
Ok… so I blabbered too much and too little useful information in these 8 paragraphs, uh? Well my blog’s headline says it all…